Why am I Doing this?

"Why am I doing this?" is a question many people ask themselves everyday, I certainly do....

"Why Am I doing this?" he asked himself as he took the spicy chicken filet out of the pseudo-oven box and put it on a delicious sesame bun...

There are many situations that warrant a "why am I doing this?" Check-in, most of them involve animals...

As he knelt down to enter the sheep, Brandon took a condom out of the left breast pocket of his red flannel shirt, the Wrapping glistened in moonlight. As he tore open its package with his teeth, both Brandon and the sheep let out a moan of sorts, which rang out a certain chord, a chord filled with excitement and fear. The fear part of the chord was sung by the Sheep. Brandon was just about to finish rolling the condom on, when he thought, "Why am I doing this?" Laughing, he pulled off the condom with a snap, and entered the sheep unprotected.

...or Drugs...

It was obvious to Connor that the strange man had already masturbated today, because this was taking a long time. But not to worry, Connor had a few more tricks up his sleeve. "Funny" Connor thought (because he couldn't speak) "it really only takes a month to become truly acclimated to any job, whether it be office work or selling yourself." At this, A wave of sadness passed over him and he pondered, "why am I doing this?" then, like like a foreign object hitting the back of his throat he suddenly remembered. "oh yeah, I am doing this to get money for drugs." then he made the strange man ejaculate (just a little).

And now I will explore inside myself to find out why I have decided to start a blogspot.
1. It would be good to get things off me chest
2. If I thought people actually read it, it would be nice to think I was writing something that people would like to read
3. I am afraid of mediocrity and I will do anything to prove that I am not mediocre.
4. I need the writing practice.
5. I am very pretentious
6. I want people to recognize my superior, unique, and utterly predictable taste in movies, music, and books.
7. Previously, all ever I did on the Internet was masturbate. And because it gave and gave every night, I have decided to give back (just a little).

That's all for now, check back later all my non readers!