You Masturbate Too Much

I've thought it over and I believe that you masturbate too much... America. That's right, I think that America needs to cut their masturbating in half so that we can focus on more important things, like the space program, the war on terror, the war on drugs, the Iraq war and a lot of other things that leave me completely flaccid. So drop your dicks America and stop rubbing those pussies because we've got work to do!!!

"After Quiting Masturbating I needed something to occupy my hands, so now I milk cows for needy kids. It's so easy!!" ~Jerry Berry~

Thats the Spirit Jerry, keep it up! sorry about your name.

"Yesterday I masturbated 10 times, and I was about to settle in for the customary 11th just to, you know, even it out, when I decided, No. No I will not beat my bic until it turns red white and blue, I will get up and solve social security problems" ~President Bush~

Way to go Georgie! Stop Jerking off and do some Fucking work!!!

Thats all for now, until tomorrow all my little non-readers.