Would You like a drink? Of course you would!

This week, due to the recent foiled terror plot, the FAA cracked down on it's carry-on baggage policy restricting what passengers can take on a plane. This policy restricts passengers from taking anything on a plane except solid lipsticks, douche applicators, and douche douche(rs).
"The main problem is, now that the passengers can't bring drinks on the plane" says Monty FigerHil, the president of @#$%#$#@ Airways, "We are forced to sell drinks to them." Figerhil is just one of the airline moguls concerned about having to sell drinks on their airliners "It's really too bad" said one, "Awe Shucks" said another, and still another said "Zippidy do da!" (he, of course, was referencing the horrific 1812 steamliner crash of the Zippidy do da and the Zippidy A. That shocked the world.) No word yet on how the DOW will react but the assumtion is that everythings going fine. "besides Armageddon is going to rein soon anyway..... right?" So let's get those Douchers out and start having some fun!!!
that's all for now non- readers, check back later!!