What A Great Weekend!!!!!

Oh Man I am so hung over! This weekend me and some friends decided to really let loose, I had four shots of yager, two tequilla shots (I ate the worm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) as you can see, we dared my friend dan and my dave to get naked and put fun bags on their heads.....But they didn't know that lyddie had her camera LOL!!! ROFL!! ONGHEJ!!XHYD!!GCBJS!!FH!!!DEUS!!!I&*%#*HFBCH())@!DABCDEFGHIJKLOMNOPQRS brb...........................................................................................It was so fun tortoring them, oh man best night of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You Masturbate Too Much

I've thought it over and I believe that you masturbate too much... America. That's right, I think that America needs to cut their masturbating in half so that we can focus on more important things, like the space program, the war on terror, the war on drugs, the Iraq war and a lot of other things that leave me completely flaccid. So drop your dicks America and stop rubbing those pussies because we've got work to do!!!

"After Quiting Masturbating I needed something to occupy my hands, so now I milk cows for needy kids. It's so easy!!" ~Jerry Berry~

Thats the Spirit Jerry, keep it up! sorry about your name.

"Yesterday I masturbated 10 times, and I was about to settle in for the customary 11th just to, you know, even it out, when I decided, No. No I will not beat my bic until it turns red white and blue, I will get up and solve social security problems" ~President Bush~

Way to go Georgie! Stop Jerking off and do some Fucking work!!!

Thats all for now, until tomorrow all my little non-readers.

Happy 5th of July!!

Congratulations, Unless you blew your hand off with a bottle rocket, it was a pretty good day for America. Personally I am just glad my father was too drunk to beat me tonight.... I should backtrack. My father Hardly ever beats me, only on the fourth of July....
In 1988, I accidentally told him that the Founding fathers could "lick my hairless pre-pubescent yam bag for all I cared", he went crazy, he was yelling, jizzing, pooping and peeing.
Now, if he is sober enough, he beats me to remind me that some things can't be taken back, like seceding from England and making fun of the founding fathers. But this year he did not because he was too drunk, and for that I am thankful.